It’s my phone and I’ll cry if I want to

Soooooooooo…..I still want an I-Phone.  It’s the only piece of technology that still gets me moist after years of being on the market. 

I worked for Sprint when the I-Phone came out, and people there scoffed and said, “who would actually buy one of those…it’s just a fad”.  Um, you’re an idiot, and I would duh.

How does a girl get out of a year contract and get a good deal on one these days? 

~Cheers to you Apple for finally making a product I want

Juice O-matic

I love the people I work with….they make me remember things like this:

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Orange_20Juice_20in_20an_20Orange

So when I was a little girl, my parents had these juice extractors in our household…my parents would take out an orange, plug the device in through the skin of the orange and hand it over to me and/or my brother.  It was awesome…drinking fresh orange juice straight from the orange…um hello special treat with less work.

I haven’t thought about those in many decades YIKES!  Apparently not all households had these LOL.  I’m glad mine did.  I hope you still have them somewhere mama!

~Cheers

I’m beginning to notice

I haven’t felt the way I feel today in so long, it’s hard for me to specify

Girls like the bad boys?

I’ve always thought this was an interesting stereotype.  Personally, I’ve never been attracted to the ‘bad boy’ type.  You can always spot them a mile away, you know they are going to break your heart right from the start, most are completely insecure with themselves….where’s the fun in that again?

I dunno about you other gals, but I like a bit o’mystery to my man.  Something substantial I can sink my teeth into and who challenges me to be more witty, flirty, and upbeat.  No?  Ok fine, have your Collin Farrell’s…I don’t want them anyway

~Cheers

The kiss of deaf: sloppy seconds

This is why I read the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7772902.stm

Not only did they steal the best Headline for this article, this story is outrageous.  It leaves me asking myself two questions:

1.  What kind of kiss are we talking here?.. cuz holy hell!!  Was he literally sucking her face in?  Was the dude so excited he couldn’t control himself, cuz that musta been some serious Chinese powerhouse.  Kissing = dangerous?  Pulease, I’ll take my chances.

2.  What kind of weak ass girl is so dainty she can’t handle a little rough action?  Time to reconsider your choice buddy.  You wouldn’t want something else to break while in the bedroom  

~Cheers to the lovely partially temporarily deaf girl I just made fun of…nothing personal chickie

Leggo my Ego

I love days like today.  Days where you are just going along in the grind, pissed off that your boss is potentially taking away opportunities you’ve waited your whole life for, and then BAM…

Complimented   Days where someone reminds you of how fabulous you are, just when you were in a rut of self loathing.  Days with sudden ego boosts, where suddenly you feel like you can do anything and your whole outlook changes.

~Cheers to life through someone else’s glasses

For those of you who don’t know…

Show and tell works like this:

You show,

I tell.

The end.

~Cheers

My anaconda don’t want none (Volume 2)

I hate to say it…but this is why people who live in swamps shouldn’t be allowed to speak…

So in the news today (yes the BBC damn you) there is a story about a python who swallowed an alligator whole…but then later exploded.  (The picture is awesome, check it out!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm

The thing is, the swamp people are talking about how the python may now be the new top of the food chain, and how if the python can kill and alligator there is no limit to what’s next, and yada yada yada.  UM HELLO Y’ALL…IT EXPLODED.  The python didn’t do jack except experience what I wish happened to me after gorging on Thanksgiving dinner.  This python isn’t a hero and an innovator…it’s probably the retarded stepson of some inbred alligators and the only one of its kind dumb enough to even try and swallow the damn thing whole.   There is probably an entire community of alligators all shaking its heads right now and saying…why do the dumb ones always make the news

~Cheers to swamp pythons, alligators, and inbreds