Glow fuck yourselves in the name of science

Things I hate:

1. People fucking with animals in anyway–I personally want to hunt each of them down and disembowel them over a period of several days without any anesthetics

2.  People fucking with nature

3.  People who fuck with both animals and nature

4.  Everyone who ever thought that cloning animals was a good idea for the progression of science

5.  Every South Korean associated with this article

6.  The way this article makes me feel instantly livid and filled with hate—hence I’m writing on a Saturday

http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-puppy/445317?ncid=AOLDSN00290000000006

~Cheers to #7 on my list not being about something I hate, but instead doing something to stop this from happening again.

Curry-osity

As a geek…I work with a lot of Indian-origin people.  That might not be the most PC thing to say, but get over yourself, its not the point of this post…

The point is…I had a conversation with one of them at work today about a trip he is taking in May.  The conversation went like this:

Me:  Oh a vacation!  Where are you going
Him:  To India
Me:  Oh lovely.  To visit your family?
Him:  Yes…..and,….to get married
Me:  OH!  Wait…didn’t you tell me last year that you were the ‘permanent bachelor type’ and weren’t interested in getting married when the 3 other Indian people you work with were all flying back to India to get married?  Didn’t you say arranged marriages were not for you and that you weren’t ready?
Him:  Yes…but it’s not just about me.  It’s about my family and her family and me.
Me:  Do you know her?
Him:  Yes for 2 months now
Me:  Do you like her?
Him:  Yes I wouldn’t agree to marry her if I didn’t
Me:  Have AGREED to marry her?  You mean you didn’t ask her?
Him: No that’s not the way it works
Me:  (Speechless while he laughed)

My point is that the woo-ing process (the courtship period if you will) for different walks of life is beyond my realm of understanding.  I will stick to the bouquet of red roses and chocolate covered strawberries sent to me to win me over while we get to know each other tyvm.  I want to marry my best friend and someone who gets along with my family, the person I entrust with my innermost secrets…not the one my parents kinda like, who I hope like hell we enjoy being around each other and who I’ll be stuck with after they are dead and gone. 

~Cheers to you my brave co-worker.  I wish you all the best.

Purrr-nation

Even if you only know me a little….you know I’m a huge animal person, and furthermore, a huge animal rights activist. 

I used to fight it, but as I’ve aged I have come to realize that part of my duty while on this earth is to be a voice for animals. 

We are their protectors, and at the cost of sounding religious, we have been endowed with the responsibility of ensuring their survival and keeping them from suffering.

When I see video’s like this…all I think about it what went wrong that  is causing this whale to suddenly vere off course.  I don’t think it’s cute or entertaining, I don’t think it’s amazing, I think its scary and I want it to be ok.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7993135.stm

On Wednesday of this week I renewed my vow to do my part for animals in anyway I could.  I adopted a polar bear and a snow leopard from the world wildlife fund.  This organization helps endangered species all over the world.

http://www.worldwildlife.org/

I’m also a longstanding member of th ASPCA.  This is a great nation wide organization helping domesticated, abused animals, and exotic ones that ignoramus people think are charming to keep.

http://www.aspca.org/

These two organizations are near and dear to my heart.  I highly recommend contributing $5….if for no other reason than it would make me happy.

~Cheers to strong, healthy, happy, safe animals of every kind

To all my bitches…

W T F….no not ‘what the F’….Dubbalu Tee Eff….

Srsly, are you freaking kidding me right now.  Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, LADIES….let’s get one things straight.  This article, just set us back about, Oh, I’m gonna go with 69 years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7971578.stm

Honestly my bitches…blaming your hormones on anything stereotypically female…that’s sooooo early 90’s.  Get control of yourselves women.  Personally speaking..um it’s not that difficult to take a step back and separate your emotions from your actions.  Let’s try more of that shall we? 

After reading this I want to turn in my membership card to the vagina club and start my own don’t-need-excuses foundation.

~Cheers to all the women out there like me